So it's a friday night, and me being the luser I am, I'm sitting at home watching TV. As I'm flipping channels, I put on the USA Network and was rather shocked to see two guys dressed in bondage gear on a tennis court. After a few minutes of snickering on my part, especially after I found out that the two guys were "pee wee herman" and "marv albert", the announcer said that I, the luser viewer, get to pick which one of them gets to take a tennis ball up the behind.

Gotta love what is on TV on friday nights. And it's not even skinimax!