Episode 2: As the spam turns

Ok, so everyone gets spam. Usually I just delete it and move on to the mail that means something, but tonight one of them caught my eye. The title says "New Pill Adds 1 to 3 inchs to penis-Guarenteed".

Apparently, the marketing department for this particular company can't figure out how to run a spell checker. Intrigued, I glanced down at the body of the message and it says the following

Former Viagra pharmacist has now created a revolutionary herbal pill that is guaranteed to increase your penis size by 1" ...2" ...3" ... or more in just a few short weeks! This amazing new product works by simply taking 2 pills every day... it will make your penis grow in both length and thickness by a whopping 26%, guaranteed!

All I have to say is, it would need to increase it by at least 5' 7" before I would take any interest in it.