Guess I took the fun out of it
Being a woman on the internet can be an interesting experience. Guys seem to think that we are just sex crazed maniacs and that the best way to pick us up is to ask us in numerous ways if we want to have sex. Here's a conversation I had on ICQ today.
kb: have you had your butt eaten?
Shadoefire: well that's a little personal, wouldn't you say?
kb: kind of. yeah.
Shadoefire: do you always walk up to people and ask them, point blank, "Have you had your butt eaten?"
kb: not usually.
Shadoefire: Ah, so why do you do that on here?
kb: i'm just curious.
Shadoefire: Uh huh, so let me get this straight, I just want to make sure I understand.... you wouldn't do that if you were face to face with someone, but because you are on here, you have no problem with asking someone, "Have you had your butt eaten?".
kb: i have asked a few if they've had their butt eaten, in person, but only in bed.
Shadoefire: uh huh, so you usually wait til you get to know someone before you ask them that sort of question, eh?
kb: that's true.
Shadoefire: so yet again, why would you choose to ask someone that rather bluntly when you haven't even said, oh, I don't know, hello?
kb: it's fun.
Shadoefire: how is it fun?
I guess I ruined his fun, since he didn't respond back.
Posted by Shadoe at December 09, 2001 07:20 PM