My final personality test

"You have been known to have worked for two evil empires during your lifetime. Instead of shopping for clothes, you would much rather go to a tack store for horse stuff. People you hang out with like to stick their heads in ice chests and have hot dogs sticking out of their pants. If there is a picture of you holding a can of Spam that someone turned into wallpaper on the Internet, then you had better believe that you're..."